Pussy Aesthetics

Some guys, I think, could really care less what a chick's pussy looks like.  Some heathen few actually find the pussy to be generally unattractive.  Me?  I love me some good looking pussy.

I mean, I've never met a pussy I didn't like, and I strongly encourage chicks to take pride in their pussies, but I do have my personal taste.  I've spent hours searching for porn with particular types of pussies (a wasted endeavor by the way; porn is not well classified for such subtlety), and I've fawned over starlets with fine vulval specimens, in the privacy of my own room with a small towel, of course.

What makes a beautiful pussy?  For me it's the following:

1. Clearly visible.  I dig it when you can see a chick's pussy without her trying.  I'm not talking about the lips (yet) -- what I mean by "clearly visible" is that the space between her thighs and the lift of her ass is such that the pussy sort of jumps out at you from any angle.  It's like all those other parts are stepping back a bit so as not to upstage the star of the show.  In porn terms: if she's getting it doggy style and the camera is on the side (no behind the ball shots, thx) and you can clearly see the whole pussy wrapping around the guy's dick, I'm there.

2. Full lips.  Nice juicy ones.  Good labia majora are cool, but I'm talking labia minora here.  And when I say "minora" I'm being facetious because there's nothing "minora" about the pussy lips I'm getting on about.  I get as excited about full pussy lips as Sir Mix-a-lot gets about big butts.  If she's just standing there, unaroused, and there's already enough to suck on... then damn.  What are you standing there for?

I hear that lots of women don't like their full pussy lips.  That is unfortunate.  I hear further that some of these women seek out vaginoplasty to reduce the size.  Now that is downright tragic.  Maybe I should open up a vaginoplasty clinic for women and then convince them to keep the big lips and date them.  Date them all.  Hell yeah, I could handle that... in my dreams.

Lopsided is fine.  I don't mind if a pussy winks at me.

3. Hair.  I'm going against the grain on this one: I like hair.  I'm not talking a big messy bush.  I'm talking neat and trimmed, but definitely there.  Just like the hair on her head.  A well groomed pussy is what I'm getting at.  A clipper works well.  There's no need for a razor except maybe for a little shaping.  Leave the rest of that hair on sister!  It's beautiful, and it reminds me that I'm with a grown woman.

Also, hair feels much better against the face than stubble, which is what you're usually getting with a bald pussy.

Not that I know anything about that.  I watch porn.  It's far better than getting involved with women.  But I was just taking a nap and it popped into my head how much I appreciate a beautiful pussy.  I had to say something.  But my mother-in-law was the only one in the house, so I opted for the blog.