Sexism

Although my blog is about porn, I never intend it to be sexist.

However, I just noticed that my last post, my Christmas post, suggested that the reader "pull a stiffy". Even with the most liberal interpretation of the mechanics of female masturbation, that probably won't work. I don't want to alienate the thousands of female readers who flock to this blog for each post, so I must acknowledge the misstep. I retroactively propose that this holiday season you "pull a stiffy" or "stroke a wetty", whichever is more appropriate.

Merry Christmas

If you're with people you love and who love you, enjoy them.

If not, pull a stiffy.

Either way, merry christmas.

Miss Manners?

When staying at a friend's, is it bad form to blow a load into one of their face towels if you are sure to wash it afterwards?

Sincerely,
Wondering in Wareham

Church

I went to church today. I'm not at all religious, but I come from a very religious family, and so I sometimes go to church with them.

Today I went, and the pastor brought up one of my favorite verses, one that speaks against judging others: "Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?" - Matthew 7:3. Many Christians (and the people who must live alongside them) would benefit if Christians took this verse to heart.

But then he started saying "you've got to yank the plank out of your eye! You've got to YANK the PLANK!" He repeated this last statement several times, to the agreement of the congregation. I felt more than a little immature as I stifled my laughter.

I couldn't help wondering as he strode around the pulpit waving his hand and shouting "YANK your PLANK!" whether he knew what he was saying. Maybe everyone was aware of the humor, and I was underestimating the colloquial knowledge of the average church-goer. Or perhaps he intended the humor only for himself, enjoying the forbidden pleasure of telling his flock play with their genitals -- something I maintain is one of god's finest gifts.

Most likely, I'm just a little too obsessed with yanking my own plank.

So let it be written, so let it be done!

Better Porn?

The past few days I've hit up some of the youtube-like porn sites. Most of them are crap. I came across one though, youporn, which seemed a bit better than most I've seen.

By better, I mean a few things: it's fast and the search works well, with plenty of sorting options and stuff. They allow downloads (though unfortunately in FLV format), and it's not overloaded with ads. Damn, I sound like a friggin' promoter for the place.

Anyways, the thing that I'm posting about isn't any of that, it's something far more subtle. It's not the intent of the site, and it may only be an anomaly, but I came across several videos that feature better fucking than I usually see in porn these days.

What I mean by "better fucking" is that they're fucking really beautifully. It's hard to describe it exactly, but I think it comes down to the woman using her body a little more stylishly. They're not just pumping away mindlessly, and they're not just laying there screaming fake enjoyment while some self-absorbed guy jackrabbits on her.

No, these are women giving a quality fuck.

I do occasionally step away from the porn to engage in sexual activities with actual women. And when I do, I like a quality fuck. I like to think I give a quality fuck. And watching these videos, I think that these girls and I would get along well.

Without further ado, here are a few that stood out to me:

Nice pussy gets fucked

maquina del amor

Great fucksession part2

How to get a diamond Ring

Hey, I didn't title them, I'm just pointing them out. There are more, but I don't want to turn this blog into a porn link farm. Sometimes when I'm digging through porn sites, my eyes kind of glaze over as I observe the soulless repetition. But in each of these vids there was a point (or several) where the girl gave a little extra love, and I found myself caring.

So... is this a trend? Are there more talented fuckstresses making up the ranks of porn? Is the population at large learning to fuck (and suck) better? Or is it just the tastes of the youporn.com users that brings more of these out? I mean, there's plenty of totally average shit on there too, but I was just surprised to come across several such enjoyable clips in such a short time.

We'll see where this goes.