Alternate Theory

Or maybe it's just that I yerk more when I'm not depressed. And I tend to be less depressed when I'm getting laid? Or I'm more likely to get laid when I'm not depressed?

Correlation, causation, yada, yada, yada.

Suffice it to say I got some play this week, but was depressed throughout. Yerking is not happening. Bah!

Should I go for Viagra or Zoloft, I wonder?