Ads A-OK

Today's blowjob features a full-screen ad for some dating site right in the middle. But that's okay: for some lovely cocksucking as demoed here, I'm perfectly happy to overlook such a thing. Besides, the interruption is brief and not at a particularly inopportune time, which is more than I can say for LOST and 24:

Mariah blowjob

Speaking of LOST, this chick looks ever so slightly like Evangeline Lilly.

Well, that's a stretch, I suppose. But the new season starts soon and I'm a little excited.

Yeah, I do watch non-porn from time to time, usually while I wait for my refractory period to pass.

Holy Shit!

I missed posting yesterday!

Understandably I was flooded with angry emails. Men and women from around the world were going crazy without access to my blowjob of the day. I apologize to all of you for the terrible oversight. There was just a bunch of stuff going on in the morning, and then I had to rush off to a birthday party.

Without further ado, I shall post two blowjobs today:

Best BLOWJOB

tiamaria blowjob

The first one suffers from what sounds like Nickleback or some other parody rock music playing in the background. Also I find guys who have shaved their pubic area to baby-smoothness to be a little unnerving. I like calm blowjobs, but this one borders on lackadaisical. Hmm, that's a lot of complaints for a blowjob of the day, but somehow the girl wins me over in the end.

The second one is very pleasing. A cute and playful young lady paying strict attention to the task at hand. Too bad it's all POV; I prefer to see a blowjob from different angles. SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! I'm usually not a fan of cum getting in the girls' eyes, but this girl plays it off well enough that I don't mind. In fact I think it makes her more likable and elevates the clip as a whole.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you sperm in the eye... make spermade?

Eek. That sounds fairly nasty.

Professional

Okay, back to a professional porn blowjob. I'm pretty sure the last two were amateur, but with the reduced production values in professional porn, and the rising quality of consumer video equipment, it's not even always apparent which is which.

I don't mean "professional" to be a compliment, just a designation. And though strictly speaking I say "amateur" to indicate being unpaid, I also intend the more positive connotation: "one who does out of love". I don't think the professionals generally have anything over the amateurs in porn, but some professional work can be very good. I thought this one worked:

Charlie Sexy As Hell BJ

Speaking of falling production values in professional porn, check out the background setting here. I think it's incidental as opossed to being an artistic choice. If so, then it's got to be the trashiest blowjob setting I've ever seen. The cracked concrete and dirt is pretty skanky looking, but when the camera changes angles and you can see the trash cans, it really just goes over the top.

Of course, our friend Charlie does good enough work to mostly help me forget about the setting. But it still caught my eye.

Looks like the cost of producing commercial porn might actually be cheaper than the cost of producing amateur porn. I mean, he probably paid her less for the blowjob than it would take him to fix up his mess of a back yard enough to actually impress the ladies.

Noted.

Macro

Today's blowjob gets in extra close and personal:

Closeup Blowjob

Just a mouth and a cock. You can't even identify the girl. Which normally would be a disadvantage since I love the female face, but in this case it adds a certain mystique. And though I usually don't have a thing for tongue studs, this one is kinda cool. Partly because she seems to intentionally use it, and partly because it's the only specific visual thing to latch onto.

Go for it, Tongue Stud Girl.

A Day In The Life

So this vid starts a little slow. I'd say you can just skip by the first 3 minutes. But once this girl gets on teasing that cock, there's no stopping her. At least until they pause for an odd conversation just before the 10 minute mark:

Nice Blowjob

In case it's not obvious, let me try to explain why I like this kind of work. I think it's from my own personal experience with actual blowjobs. I know it is hard to believe with all the porn I watch that I have time for actual blowjobs, but it happens. And when it happens, my favorite part of the blow is not the process by which the girl gets the cock hard, nor the process of getting it more excited, nor finally getting off at the end. These are all wonderful things, which I appreciate in life and in porn. But my favorite part is that sublime moment where you are as turned on as you could possibly be without cumming, when every inch of the manhood is as sensitive as an emo chick, and just teasing that shit and dragging it out forever.

And this girl looks like she could drag it out forever and a day.

I think her finishing technique leaves a little to be desired, but hey, nobody's perfect.

Loudly

Well, not exactly "loudly", but certainly "verbosely".

Don't get all up in my face about this one. It's perhaps more unintentionally amusing than actually sexy, but sometimes that works for a change:

Enjoy a Blowjob from Barbi

Hey, if you can't laugh at porn sometimes, what can you laugh at?

Quietly

This clip is more than just a blowjob, but it starts and ends with such. And despite the amazingly low-key nature of the whole thing, it consistently gives me a stiffy (ignoring the lackluster sex in the middle):

Amazing Asian Girl

Oh, I found this list of unappealing porn titles to be somewhat amusing.

Lucky Number Seven

Had some rollicking good sex just a moment ago so it's hard to really tune into the porn. But I'm going to be busy the rest of the day so I have to post now. I think this is pretty sweet:

Anna Shtager blowjob

I find the comments on some of these videos amusing. There seems to be some fascination with calling out small penises in the videos. I suppose that doing so implies that the caller has a bigger penis. And hey, if you've got a chance to publicly imply you have a bigger penis than someone else, why not? Especially at an online porn site where the other men, who are also surfing for porn instead of having their big penises sucked, can be very impressed.

Or maybe I'm just sore because I have micropenis.

But before you laugh, realize I have the biggest micropenis in the world.

Short and to the point.

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Family still in the house. But I'm enjoying the daily diversion of my commitment to y'all.

Wow

Perfect blowjob blindfolded

That was an easy one.

Tradition

Today I've got a more traditional porn blowjob, but it still got me hard. And that's really an accomplishment because I've got family hanging around now in my very small place. Luckily today's is a complete blowjob, in two parts:

Hot Chick Blow Job 1

Hot Chick Blow Job 2

Yeah, she seems to be putting on the porn chick act a bit heavy, but she still sucks it with gusto. I also generally prefer less hand action, but somehow the whole thing works for me anyways.

Hmm. I wonder if it helps that the guy's dick reminds me of my own?

Blowjob of the day #3

Yesterday was #1 and #2. And without further ado, the simply and aptly titled:

Blow job

If you can ignore the guy, and the cameraperson's absurd idea that we actually want to see the guy, I think you'll enjoy it. It's also incomplete -- a sad commonality on the community porn sites. I wonder why that is?

I should clarify, I'm not saying that I'm posting the top 20 blowjob videos of all time. No no. I wouldn't have the time to dig through even just my collection to find such a set. And I don't believe in ultimates anyways -- the world is too rich and varied for such simplistic one-dimensional rankings. I'm just pointing out blowjob videos that I came across recently that I liked. They may have various flaws -- not be as long as I'd like, lower fidelity than I'd like. The girls may not line up precisely with my physical ideals, and the technique may be less than perfect. But they all have a little something that earns my respect.

Or my cock's respect. Which is probably more of an achievement.

Blowjobs

Do you like blowjobs? I do. I mean, depending on your partner preference that could mean different things, but I'm talking about a girl giving a guy a blow. I like it. It's not just in that I enjoy actually having my dick sucked, but moreso that I enjoy observing a girl give a blowjob. Even when I'm getting one myself, at least half the fun is watching what she does. So, you know, watching a porn blowjob is about half as fun as getting a blowjob. Which is actually quite high praise.

These days I'm getting about as many as I'm watching on film. Which is okay, but I should make an effort to watch more. I mean, I think it's unlikely I can up the actual blowjob count, but the watching count is almost entirely within my control. To that end, I'm going to try and find and post one blowjob that I really like each day from now until Groundhog Day.

For those of you not well acquainted with the schedule of one Punxsutawney Phil, that's February 2nd.

If it all goes according to plan, that should be 19 wonderful blowjobs. Hell, I'll put up two today and make it an even twenty. At the end of it, you should be able to get a sense of what I like in a blowjob clip. Maybe you can even send me some that you think I might like. It'll be like the old days trading vinyl. Except blowjobs.

Okay, here's the first two:

Asian woman sucks cock

hot chick blow job

Yeah, I find both of those to be quite appealing. Complaints? The first one is incomplete, just a fairly short clip of her playing with it. She's got great lip and tongue action, though, and a relaxed demeanor that I dig. The second one is better with the sound turned off: they turn the radio on in the background and it plays some power-pop-rock that totally kills the mood and brings an otherwise sweet piece of mouth-on-cock performance art down a few notches. But maybe you'll like the music.

See you, and more blowjobs, tomorrow.

New Year For Porn

It's already a week into the new year and I'm ashamed to say I haven't watched any porn or masturbated yet. What gives?

Here's the deal: for the past three weeks I've been living with someone. And generally I find that wreaks havoc on yerk-related activities.

Now she's an open minded girl... she knows I like porn and professes no offense. But I just don't get much alone time and without alone time I don't seem to indulge the way I should. Is this normal? Do other folks find that they only really yerk when they're alone?

In case it's not clear, she's not just a roommate, she's a lover. Some might then ask then why I'd _want_ to yerk. As though having a gorgeous, sexually skilled, and often horny woman in the house should reduce the desire. I find this to be only marginally true. Sure, with regular sex I generally don't have as strong or continuous a desire to yerk, but it's still very much there. I still think about the porn... the watching, the learning, the getting to know sweet woman after woman and her special ways.

What to do? I mean, when I lived with my parents ages ago, I'd yerk in my bedroom at night. Or sometimes in an urgent daytime need I'd hit it in the bathroom. But generally these days I don't like the bathroom, and the bedroom is shared. Schedules considered I don't really get time in the bedroom to myself.

Should I instantiate a porn schedule? "Honey, I'm going to spend an hour three times a week masturbating. Let's say 6PM on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?". That seems too structured for my tastes... but maybe I have to make time. Clear the schedule. Pencil in some selfsex.

We'll see. I'm actually all alone at home right now for the first time in a while, and the first thing I do is not masturbate, but post. That's because I love you all. See the sacrifices I'm willing to make to keep you abreast?

A breast. Mmm. Okay, time to yerk.