Better Left Unsaid

Even in porn, where often it seems that too much is never enough, sometimes things are better left unsaid. Case in point:

asian creampie

By my count, the girl tells the guy to fuck or to come inside "this Asian pussy" 9 times in just under two minutes. I actually like the clip; the girl is hot by my standards, they don't show the guy any more than they have to, and it's got a nice slow intensity to it. But there's just something about hearing the girl refer to her own pussy as "this Asian pussy" over and over that I find a little weird.

I think anyone looking at the clip who would be interested in such information can already tell the girl is Asian. I guess whoever decided to market an Asian video got the idea in their head that if you like Asians, you'll want to hear them belabor the point:

"Okay hon, now during this scene I want you to say 'Asian pussy' as much as you possibly can. Because that's what the folks are paying for."

I mean, mentioning it is fine. Like when some 28 year old long time porn girl says "want to fuck this virgin 18 year old pussy?". I get that it's just part of selling the image, but if she says it 9 times in under two minutes, you start wondering, "why is she making such a big fucking deal out of it?".

Or maybe that's it -- maybe this girl _isn't_ Asian! Maybe, much like the 18 year old virgin, they're just trying to sell you on the idea that she's Asian when in fact, she's... I don't know... hispanic?

Well then, it worked on me. Clever misdirection indeed.

Discarding Porn

So it's rare, but yeah: sometimes as I go through my collection, I find myself discarding porn.

I'm not referring to discarding stuff that I download to try out and then find it doesn't suit my taste: I probably throw out more than half the stuff I download within a few minutes of getting it. No, I'm talking about stuff that I downloaded and then saved because it did suit my taste, only to decide several years later that it's no longer worth keeping.

That may not sound too shocking to you all, but for me this is a big deal. I mean, the cost of saving porn is just about zero, so if there's even a tiny chance that I'd ever want to see it again, I'll keep it. And I've found in my life that sometimes I get cravings for old porn. Like an old flame that randomly comes to mind, and so you call them to grab lunch and catch up, and pretty soon you're balls deep in a tangled mess of sweaty sheets. Except with porn there's no awkwardness after you blow your load.

But the fact is, there are clips that caught my fancy just a few years ago which no longer satisfy. And which I am sure I don't care if I ever see again. In a way, it's a little heartbreaking, like a lost love.

Part of it is changing tastes, but I think another part is a growing comfort that I'll always be able to find more good porn. Back then, with slower internet connections and fewer free sources, getting gobs of porn always seemed like nervous, desperate work: grab as much as you can, save it all... for when the revolution comes. So I felt I should keep things that were even remotely within my realm of standards. Now I've come to accept that there is plenty of porn to be found, both now and in the future. I no longer worry: I'll never be left alone.

It is an interesting behavioral experiment watching as something previously rare and of high value becomes so abundant and cheap. The human tendency to hoard takes a while to fade away. But I'm getting there slowly. And enjoying every minute of it.

More Ass

So a buddy read my last post about The Ass. He was asking about my obsession. I was telling him how I spent the rest of the day organizing the pics. You know: gather all the pics from the same shoot, put them in some order that makes sense to me. A progression. A story. Something along the lines of strip, suck, fuck.

Everyone spends hours and hours organizing porn, right?

Then I sent him a pic, just one, of what I was going on about. Here it is, for your viewing pleasure:

        Ass

I will now reproduce some of the conversation that immediately followed:

fro: whoa.
fro: i feel a stirring in my loins.
fro: that ass seems to trigger something deep.
porncrank: there's some serious evolutionary biology studies that could be performed
fro: studies need to be performed.
fro: on that ass.
porncrank: sign me up
fro: It's like I can hear an argument in my head...
fro: "It's too big!"
fro: "Must fuck."
porncrank: did my description in the blog do it justice?
fro: No it did not.
fro: Or rather, I was skeptical that I'd be as impressed if I actually saw the ass you were describing.
porncrank: extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof
porncrank: your skepticism is warranted
porncrank: i can send you over a "best of" collection, if you're so inclined
fro: do it now.
porncrank: (uploading)
fro: hurry...

Later

fro: i guess the one thought that keeps coming to mind on all these photos is: "That's a whole lot of woman."
porncrank: i think what is rare, is for that much woman to be shaped as such
fro: yeah, it's like, "I wouldn't mind being crushed to death under *that*."

The Ass indeed conquered me last night. I think I will go into battle now again.

Until I return, may you find ass that gives as much to you as this one does to me.