Porncrank's Deep Thoughts

Monday, June 23, 2008

Question

Would you rather have a huge dick that had little sensitivity, providing you with limited pleasure?

Or would you rather have a tiny dick that was super sensitive, providing you with enormous pleasure?

I'm not sure which way I'd go myself, but I think people focus too much on looking good rather than feeling good.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Free time

So I've recently moved out of my place, the one I was sharing with my significant other. I loved the girl, but I just couldn't abide how it interfered with my porn and yerk schedule. So I had to say goodbye. I don't think she understood.

It's okay though: through a freak accident I don't have to work for at least a year. I've got my own place and a lot of free time.

As such, I can truly relate to this video.

Awe yeah.

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Pay Porn

It's rare, but occasionally I pay for porn. I know, it sounds a little crazy in this day and age, but it seems to happen every year or so. Usually I'll be perusing one of my many free sources when I'll come across a clip of something that I like and I'll suddenly find myself wanting more. That just happened the other day, in fact. Here's the clip that did it. The last 30 seconds specifically:

Meggan

And just like that my afternoon of porn sampling was over: I wanted to just watch her ride cock for a while. Certainly for more than 30 seconds.

So I visited the advertised site and checked out some of their other samples. As I said, I seem to do this every year or so. Early on in my online porn life I got ripped off a couple times by sites that ended up having a very small collection or low-quality content once joined. I think I'm pretty good at feeling such things out now. In any case, the site passed my exam and so I signed up.

I was not disappointed: the full video of our girl Meggan included plenty of nice slow fucking to get me doing the hand dance.

I do usually have a guideline: don't buy porn when you're horny. It's like not shopping for food when you're hungry. You should make purchasing decisions with a clear mind, not when your brain stem is overriding your neocortex. In this case the guideline would indicate that I should yerk first and then see if I still needed more of the clip. But the fact is I seldom follow the guideline since by the time I'm in such a situation my brainstem is already in full control. My brainstem has no need for guidelines: it has only need for pork chops and porn.

It all turned out okay though. I didn't feel much buyer's remorse since within a few minutes of poking around the site I felt it was a fair deal. Most of the girls have only stripping and masturbating videos, but they are good looking girls and there are enough hardcore flicks to keep me busy for a while. I'll snatch all of those within the month and then cancel.

In any case, I don't mind paying for porn now and again if it's good stuff. How can I begrudge support for an industry that brings such joy to the world?

Porn. It's what's for dinner.