Travels 2
The tone changed for the second half of the trip: I decided to try a new kind of porn I'd heard about.
The "new porn" works like this: rather than fire up the computer, you go out and into the world and meet a "woman". They look roughly similar to the creatures you see in porn, except they have clothes. But with the right sequence of words and actions, the "woman" can take off her clothes. Then you can touch each other. This will get you hard, just like watching porn! Finally, the masturbation technique is a little different, too: rather than rubbing your dick with your hand, you insert it into her "vagina". It actually feels very good. I would recommend anyone who likes porn and masturbation to give it a try. It's quite a bit more complex than the natural means of satisfaction -- some might even call it kinky. But if you practice, it can become a welcome addition to your porn/masturbation schedule.
Unlike the first half of my travels where I was always a stranger in a strange land, the second half of the trip involved cities where I knew of "women". A friend of mine, in anticipation, dubbed it the "Bangin' USA" tour, and suggested I paint that on the side of my car. I should have, but I did not.
I spent quality time with four eligible women over the course of a few weeks, but only one resulted in satisfaction. This is to be expected: I'm a soft sell on these things, and honestly didn't expect much of anything. Still, 25% isn't bad, and I did work my way through the better part of a 12 pack of condoms, and not in the space of 10 minutes like in the dark times. But I don't think you can call one successful show a "tour".
Some might call 8 bangs in two weeks pretty good. Hell, I would. But they all happened at the beginning and the end, and the rest of the time, since I was always staying with people, traditional masturbation subsided almost completely! I found myself more horned up than ever, and usually no way to relieve myself. It was, frankly torturous.
I'm back home now, and I jerked off at least five times in the first two days. For a guy my age I think that's pretty good. Though I could give that "masturbating for a whole week" thing a try.
Hmm... masturbating for a whole week. I don't think I could honestly do it. But in any case I'd need to start using lube again.
The "new porn" works like this: rather than fire up the computer, you go out and into the world and meet a "woman". They look roughly similar to the creatures you see in porn, except they have clothes. But with the right sequence of words and actions, the "woman" can take off her clothes. Then you can touch each other. This will get you hard, just like watching porn! Finally, the masturbation technique is a little different, too: rather than rubbing your dick with your hand, you insert it into her "vagina". It actually feels very good. I would recommend anyone who likes porn and masturbation to give it a try. It's quite a bit more complex than the natural means of satisfaction -- some might even call it kinky. But if you practice, it can become a welcome addition to your porn/masturbation schedule.
Unlike the first half of my travels where I was always a stranger in a strange land, the second half of the trip involved cities where I knew of "women". A friend of mine, in anticipation, dubbed it the "Bangin' USA" tour, and suggested I paint that on the side of my car. I should have, but I did not.
I spent quality time with four eligible women over the course of a few weeks, but only one resulted in satisfaction. This is to be expected: I'm a soft sell on these things, and honestly didn't expect much of anything. Still, 25% isn't bad, and I did work my way through the better part of a 12 pack of condoms, and not in the space of 10 minutes like in the dark times. But I don't think you can call one successful show a "tour".
Some might call 8 bangs in two weeks pretty good. Hell, I would. But they all happened at the beginning and the end, and the rest of the time, since I was always staying with people, traditional masturbation subsided almost completely! I found myself more horned up than ever, and usually no way to relieve myself. It was, frankly torturous.
I'm back home now, and I jerked off at least five times in the first two days. For a guy my age I think that's pretty good. Though I could give that "masturbating for a whole week" thing a try.
Hmm... masturbating for a whole week. I don't think I could honestly do it. But in any case I'd need to start using lube again.
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