Porncrank's Deep Thoughts

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Gathering Evidence

Got laid this week. Very enjoyable.

I yerked four times in the past two days. Using newly acquired porn of blowjobs.

Right now I want to yerk again.

Hypothesis approaching theory: sex causes masturbation.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Embarassing

I will have to reflect on exactly why this is, but my porn and yerk proclivities have largely waned in the past month. I have found myself almost completely uninterested in porn, and when watching it, almost completely unaroused. What gives?

I have long argued, against what would seem the obvious logic, that regular sex actually increases my desire for porn and yerk. I suppose the converse of that would be that if I'm not having regular sex, my desire for porn and yerk would decrease. Well, I'll be forthright and admit that the past couple months, since the end of my "Bangin' USA" tour, have been the longest I've gone without sex in my adult life. And here I am with a seriously lacking libido.

Tomorrow I have a friend coming over to watch porn. She's super hot, and obviously a cool chick, but she's taken. She suggested us watching some porn out of the blue. I'm not sure why. I tend to be iffy on watching porn with others, but nonetheless I'm game. She described the event herself as "creepy", and I'm inclined to agree, but her and I are both somewhat creepy people, so no worries there.

In any case, I am going to take an active role in seeking out womens again. And I mean that with all respect -- you have no idea how genuine I am in my care for the ladies I meet and bed, even when the underlying motivation is horniness, or the desire to trigger horniness, as the case may be.

I'll post about where all this goes.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Upload Dammit!

I have as of yet been unable to upload any clips to YouPorn or PornoTube. Guess I should try some other sites, but really, what's up with that? I follow the guidelines, the confirmation page says I uploaded successfully. I am patient for it to get posted but... no dice.

It's a bummer because I wanted to put some stuff up and post about it here. But I've been denied.

No, it's not because it's me doing a gorilla up the ass. I would never post that vid. No, this is just pretty straightforward stuff: a blowjob clip. My only guess, beyond it being a strange technical issue, is that it's copyright related. But that surprises me since most of the stuff on those sites seems to be in violation of copyright anyway. And my clip is a short edited excerpt, not even a whole scene like some of the others.

Bah. I'll keep looking around and trying. Suggestions are welcome.