Porn Is Dead?
Happy New Year!
The new year did not ring in a new year of porn excitement. I'm still kinda dead in the water porn wise. I still yerk it a few times a week, but I barely get it up in the process. I sport a sort of a floppy porn-quality erection, instead of the steel spike I usually stroke off. Bah.
On the womens front, the cutie I'm with these days is the wettest girl I've been with by a long shot. Un-freaking-believably wet. Like a god damned slip-n-slide. Total mess every time. Literally a puddle on the bed. But you know what?
No squirting.
The new year did not ring in a new year of porn excitement. I'm still kinda dead in the water porn wise. I still yerk it a few times a week, but I barely get it up in the process. I sport a sort of a floppy porn-quality erection, instead of the steel spike I usually stroke off. Bah.
On the womens front, the cutie I'm with these days is the wettest girl I've been with by a long shot. Un-freaking-believably wet. Like a god damned slip-n-slide. Total mess every time. Literally a puddle on the bed. But you know what?
No squirting.
posted by porncrank at
5:28 PM
2 Comments:
I have faith in you - you will be able to make her squirt!
By
Sheen V, At
January 19, 2009 11:30 AM
No no! I'm not looking to make her squirt! You must have missed my tirade on squirting last year:
Female Ejaculation
But it's all good... if she does squirt, I'll be happy for her and stand corrected.
In any case, good to hear from you!
By
porncrank, At
January 20, 2009 2:44 PM
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