Porn Lives! . . . as text?

So it was maybe a month back. I was dragging myself through clip after clip of uninspiring porn, trying to get a stiffy to no avail. It was good quality stuff -- much the same as I usually work with -- but it just wasn't doing it for me.

Then suddenly something popped into my head: I remembered a chat session from several months back. It was a chat between me and an ex. Even though we were already broken up at the time of the chat session, our conversation had brought me to a ridiculously intense orgasm. You know the kind where laying on your back you get an accidental autofacial by sheer ejaculative force? Yeah, it was one of those.

Anyway, I decided to dig up the chat log and read it. Lo and behold I was able to blow another huge load just from reading the text and yerking. I haven't been able to do that since I read Penthouse Forum back in high-school. I'm sure part of the reason it works for me is because I know the girl (in the biblical sense) and so all the words have real-world imagery and sensation attached to it. Maybe it'll seem downright lame to anyone else. Be that as it may, I reproduce it here nonetheless. Oh, it's pretty long. If you find it enjoyable... then enjoy.

Read The Chat...

porncrank	when was the last time you touched yourself?
delicious	haha! man! 3 months ago? i don't know i've forgotten about it
porncrank	wow
delicious	i never thought i could actually get into this stage where sex and that horny feeling is totally irrelevant or neglected
porncrank	oh, i've been there at times for various reasons
delicious	have you touched yourself lately?
porncrank	uh hum maybe ... everyday :)
delicious	are you touching yourself now?
porncrank	haha, no not while i type :)
delicious	you've been responding pretty slow
porncrank	trying to multitask but not with touching myself :)
delicious	so when you touch yourself, what do you feel?
porncrank	oh... it's just emotionless sexuality just a physical sensation
delicious	do you feel lonely? or satisfied? do you just hate yourself? or is it just something casual to make yourself sleep?
porncrank	no, i don't feel lonely or hate myself not at all it's just something relaxing and enjoyable
delicious	ok, you're healthy :)
porncrank	and yeah, then i go to sleep :)
delicious	used to be that i would do it every day
porncrank	would it be bad if i asked you to do it right now?
delicious	like, do it, do it?
porncrank	yeah, touch yourself :)
delicious	i could try, but not sure if i'd really get myself in the mood do you feel you would want to touch yourself now?
porncrank	not particularly, but i can turn it on pretty quick :)
delicious	haha then why did you ask me to?
porncrank	because you haven't done it in months! :P
delicious	haha! you really are a friend
porncrank	and of course if you did it, it would provide me with some good imagination material :)
delicious	ok, so you want to do it :)
porncrank	i just want to encourage you to have a little fun to feel sexy and sensual and beautiful and then i'll think about it and feel good too :P
delicious	ok, how do you do that while chatting?
porncrank	oh, you don't have to chat so much just lay back slide those shorts down start touching over your panties
delicious	i'm wearing a shirt only
porncrank	ah, perfect :) keep the shirt on but take off your bra if you're wearing one :)
delicious	nope :)
porncrank	purrrrrfect :)
delicious	i'm just at home
porncrank	run one hand over your breasts the other between your legs and then... dip inside :) you don't have to chat to me just think about how sexy you are and how good it feels to be touched :)
delicious	i just want you to know that i'm taking this seriously :)
porncrank	i hope so :)
delicious	oh, yes
porncrank	i'm thinking about you laying there touching breathing... a little quicker moving your body around feeling your beautiful breasts feeling your moist, sweetness mmm keep touching :) keep feeling sexy :)
delicious	do this with me mmm...
porncrank	i am :) there's just something about that feeling... wrapping around each other... being totally enveloped in each other...
delicious	i wanna feel that...
porncrank	me too...
delicious	i miss that... so much...
porncrank	you deserve to feel that... every night... :) hands running up and down your body lips on your face, your neck totally filled up inside tangled in the sheets if i were there... i'd kiss you all over starting with your sweet lips and moving down slowly
delicious	oh, god...
porncrank	until i'm right between your slender, smooth thighs and i would kiss you so gently and run my fingertips all over grab your ass, and lift you to my mouth
delicious	oh, you don't have any idea how much i long for that...
porncrank	and when you couldn't stand it any more i'd work my way back up and kissing your lips, enter you slowly all the way until we're pressed so tightly we feel like one being stroking in and out, all the way mmm feels soooooo good :)
delicious	reeeaaalll good... i can imagine you now, really hard,
porncrank	oh god yes... very, very hard
delicious	as you slide it up and down my hot and fervid body
porncrank	the head is all swollen... i love how it feels when i push it in and the ridge of the head goes inside and slides up deep within you and the way your body feels as it tenses up and presses against me
delicious	i love it when you open my legs wide and rub and writhe your whole body on me and slowly press down on me as you slide your hard cock into me
porncrank	mmm make lots of room spread all the way so i can get all the way in :) that feels soooooo good
delicious	i could feel you really deep slow and deep and driving me crazy...
porncrank	oh, you know how i like it :) okay... stand up i want to get inside you from behind your back is so very sexy put your hands against the wall... i love how it looks and how i can kiss the back of your neck while fucking you and reach my hands around to caress your breasts
delicious	mmm...
porncrank	oh man... i'm going to cum if i keep fucking you like this
delicious	i can always wriggle down between your legs... and take your big and juicy cock in my mouth
porncrank	oh god yes... :) i loooove how you do it when you go all over with your tongue you don't miss a spot :)
delicious	suck it slowly and deep stick the tip of my tongue into that little hole and gently run my teeth all the way down
porncrank	oh god... it's so sensitive to your every touch tease me... don't make me cum just almost...
delicious	no, dear, don't type just focus :)
porncrank	ahhh.... man...
delicious	until i reach your balls... and pinch a bit of skin as i roll your cock against my face and into my hair... and back in my hot mouth again oh, i love your cock... i want to suck it all night... and taste your cum
porncrank	not yet! don't make me cum! i want to eat you some more first!
delicious	:)
porncrank	oh god... you get me so hot... don't worry i'll let you play with it more :) but let me taste you some first let me put my lips right over your delicious pussy run my tongue up and down delicately
delicious	aahhh...
porncrank	and slip a finger inside you stroking that smooth, hot, tight little pussy running my tongue all around your clit my other hand drifts up your body
delicious	i love how you lick my cunt lips
porncrank	fondling your breasts, tracing circles over your skin
delicious	oooh, you're soo good with that...
porncrank	oh god, i love to feel your pussy against my face so wet, so sweet those lips.... so delicate... i can't help but run my tongue up and down them as i finger you
delicious	oh, i can feel how wet you make me...
porncrank	i'm putting my lips right over your whole pussy and sucking on you i love how your skin feels in my mouth my god... you're so hot inside it's like a fever i want my cock in there right now it's so hot and tight... the way it wraps around my cock
delicious	oh, you're so hard i can't wait to feel you inside me
porncrank	i want to just fuck you and fuck you all night
delicious	you make me tremble and shake...
porncrank	just look in each others eyes while i fuck you deep and hard
delicious	i can see and feel your cock sliding in and out of my cunt plunging into my juicy hole huge, slippery cock disappearing inside me...
porncrank	all the way out so just the tip is touching your pussy and then diving back in
delicious	with that rhythm slowly rocking back and forth
porncrank	mmm just like that you think you can cum if i keep doing it like that? i like when you put a hand down and make little circles around your clit while i fuck you
delicious	oh, you remember that. :)
porncrank	oh god yes i can't hold on much longer baby :)
delicious	oh, god...
porncrank	i want to feel you cum... feel your pussy tighten on my cock sucking it inside that's when i'll lose it and i'll cum so hard deep inside you
delicious	i can't believe how deep you could get in me thrusting your cock in again and again fucking me faster and faster
porncrank	i can't believe how your pussy just pulls me in i can feel it gripping me, sucking on me
delicious	deeper... as my breasts sway and jiggle...
porncrank	oh god, your beautiful breasts... and your beautiful, beautiful eyes just looking at your sexy face while you're being fucked drives me wild
delicious	i can really feel my cum rising up between my legs
porncrank	oh god, i'm going to lose it any second your whole body quivering under me your gasps your perfect breasts bouncing, pressing against me as i dig in deeper your sexy legs wrapping around me plunging in again and again you're so wet so tight i can't stand it..
delicious	come inside me, please...
porncrank	oh god i'm ready
delicious	i want to feel your juice all over my cunt
porncrank	are you ready for me to cum? you want it inside?
delicious	yeah... running down my thighs dripping between my legs
porncrank	oh god i want to fill you with my cum
delicious	i've always dreamed of feeling your hot cum inside me
porncrank	it's boiling in my balls right now it's dying to fill you
delicious	climaxing...
porncrank	oh god
delicious	pumping... ooohh... until i shake and shake and can't stop ...
porncrank	oh my... i just came so hard :) loads and loads of cum...
delicious	ahh... :) i've always wanted to feel that...
porncrank	mmm.... okay, rolling over, going to sleep ;)
delicious	haha so typical :)
porncrank	lol did you really touch yourself?
delicious	i did, you didn't?
porncrank	i did i just came :)
delicious	how did you? you were so busy typing
porncrank	stroke, type, stroke, type
delicious	haha you're amazing sticky keyboard
porncrank	how about you?
delicious	it's so easy for me i just need to rub it on the pillow while i type
porncrank	aha :)
delicious	:)
porncrank	nicely done hopefully you feel a little sexier and more content like a well fed kitty :)
delicious	haha my kitty all big and full now purr... i ate you all up :)
porncrank	thank you :) i feel very content now myself ...don't think i've ever done that before i mean, not to that level
delicious	yeah, right :)
porncrank	actually getting off!
delicious	i've never done anything like that not even phone sex
porncrank	a virgin... interesting ;)
delicious	haha
porncrank	you don't _type_ like a virgin
delicious	haha i've got a good imagination it's all you need :)