Facials

I just realized, out of nowhere, that I don't really like facials.

I'm not talking about the spa treatment. I'm talking about blowing a load on the girl's face. It's become the One True Way to film a cumshot in porn. Of course I've seen it a million times (really, I counted) so I'm very used to it and comfortable with it. It generally goes by without me really noticing. But given the option, I'm just not a fan of the facial.

Don't get me wrong: I'm all about blowing loads in and on the women. It's just that the face seems like a particularly questionable place to do it. It seems like a high-school prank. Like giving someone a wet willie. Or like getting slimed on You Can't Do That on Television. "Ha ha -- you have gooey stuff on your face now!". Somehow, this is not a turn-on for me.

If the girl seems enthusiastic to get the load in her mouth, and some of it misses, that works. But if the goal is to splatter it on her face like a two year old flinging tapioca? Yeah, not sexy. And fuck all if it gets into her eyes. I hate watching that.

I guess facial cum splattering feeds into some kind of dominance/degradation thing? As popular as that has become -- sadly often being the point of modern porn -- I still can't get into it. I like watching people really enjoy themselves. Not just the guy: all parties. Perhaps I'm a fool and some of the women really do like it? Though my experience with having wet gooey stuff flung on my face is limited, it's pretty hard to believe that very many would be big fans.

Anyways, facials are what they are. They're not going anywhere, so I accept. But here's hoping for more money shots on the tits, the ass, the back, and the tummy. And let's not forget to include a creampie now and then.