Porn Is Dead?
Happy New Year!
The new year did not ring in a new year of porn excitement. I'm still kinda dead in the water porn wise. I still yerk it a few times a week, but I barely get it up in the process. I sport a sort of a floppy porn-quality erection, instead of the steel spike I usually stroke off. Bah.
On the womens front, the cutie I'm with these days is the wettest girl I've been with by a long shot. Un-freaking-believably wet. Like a god damned slip-n-slide. Total mess every time. Literally a puddle on the bed. But you know what?
No squirting.
The new year did not ring in a new year of porn excitement. I'm still kinda dead in the water porn wise. I still yerk it a few times a week, but I barely get it up in the process. I sport a sort of a floppy porn-quality erection, instead of the steel spike I usually stroke off. Bah.
On the womens front, the cutie I'm with these days is the wettest girl I've been with by a long shot. Un-freaking-believably wet. Like a god damned slip-n-slide. Total mess every time. Literally a puddle on the bed. But you know what?
No squirting.
posted by porncrank at
5:28 PM
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